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“Am I therefore become your enemy for telling you the truth?”
The Apostle Paul Galatians 4:16
The Roman Soldiers:
We Were There!
–Mark Smith–
Find out what really happened at the tomb of Jesus,
from the only eyewitnesses present:
The Roman Soldiers
The Gospel of Matthew: According to The Gospel of Matthew, a group of Roman Soldiers, via a request by Jewish priests , had been assigned by the Roman governor to guard the tomb of the recently deceased criminal Jesus. One night, while on guard duty, the zombie Jesus popped out, the soldiers got scared, deserted their post, ran back into the city, and reported to the Jewish priests & rabbis. Matthew then claims that these priests & rabbis made up an excuse for the soldiers to use, bribing the soldiers to claim that while they were asleep, with their eyes closed, they saw the Christians come in and steal the body. Or so The Gospel of Matthew claims. (Matthew 28: 4, 11-
Matthew’s claims just seem to lack the ring of truth. Let’s educate ourselves a bit about the REAL Roman guard. From famed Christian author Josh McDowell’s book Evidence That Demands A Verdict1 we learn the following from McDowell’s many and varied sources...
The guard numbered from ten to thirty men......they were not the kind of men to jeopardize their Roman necks by sleeping on their post...they were Roman soldiers, not mere Jewish temple guards...The soldiers had very strict discipline...the punishment for deserting one’s post was death...the fear of punishments produced faultless attention to duty, especially in the night watches...refusing to protect an officer was punishable by death...one soldier who had fallen asleep on duty was executed by being hurled from the cliff of the Capitolium... (pp 218 – 224)
Based upon these facts, let’s go back now and analyze Matthew’s obvious fiction. Let’s tear apart, examine, read between the lines, THINK, and redo Matthew’s “account.” There would have been “ten to thirty men,” so we’ll split it down the middle and go with twenty. Since the penalty for falling asleep while on guard duty was DEATH, the last thing these twenty guards would have admitted to anybody is that they had fallen ASLEEP. Rather than being protected by such an excuse, such an excuse would have killed them, and not with a painless death. Therefore, Roman soldiers would have NEVER used falling asleep on duty as an excuse, and thus we’ve uncovered Matthew’s first mistake.
These were professionally trained, full-
In fact, they would not have gone “running” AT ALL, to a Jewish rabbi or a Roman commander, as according to McDowell, “the punishment for deserting one’s post was DEATH”. These were soldiers, Roman soldiers, and if they had “run away” to ANYONE, they would have been put to death. Thus, Matthew’s third mistake.
It is interesting that, out of all the claimed resurrection accounts contained in the New Testament, the ONLY time spectators are said to have run away in fear is right here. I think this fiction of Matthew’s was a cowardly attempt to put down Roman soldiers. I think maybe Matthew felt inadequate and weak when compared to Roman soldiers (???sword envy???), and thus took this chance for a cheap, inaccurate put-
And the excuse that the soldiers were given by the Jews to use, in addition getting them executed by their commanders, also makes no sense in and of itself. “You are to say, ‘His disciples came by night and stole him away while we were asleep.’” (Mt 28:13) Come, let us reason together, let us THINK !!!!!!!...
IF they had been asleep, they would never have admitted it, for to admit it would be certain death.
IF they were executed (from admitting they were sleeping), then their bribe would have been moot to them.
IF they were asleep, then they had their eyes closed. And IF they had their eyes closed, then they could not see. And IF they could not see, then they could not see the body being carried out. And IF they could not see the body being carried out, then they also could not see WHO was doing the carrying.
IF they really DID see people stealing the body out of the tomb, then they had their eyes open. And IF their eyes were really open, they must have only been pretending to be asleep. And IF they were pretending to be asleep while watching all this going on, and did not stop it, then they were totally negligent in their guard duty, and would have been executed by their commanders.
And thus we see Matthew’s fifth mistake, sixth mistake, seventh mistake… hell, I give up-
I hope you get the point by now. The excuse these Roman soldiers were given to use is totally implausible. Unbelievable. An excuse that is unbelievable is unusable. They may just as well have claimed flying cows carried off the body! They would have had no use for such a useless excuse. The only solution that makes sense is that the whole bribery story was a poor attempt by Matthew & others to try and smear the eyewitness account by the 20 Roman Soldiers.
But wild conspiracy theories can not refute cold hard eyewitness testimony. Notice that the Christians never denied what the Roman soldiers said; rather, they concocted a conspiracy theory to try and neutralize it, claiming to know the "inside scoop", claiming to know word-
WHAT they said is on record: Christians stole the body.
WHY they said it, is not.
A German theologian in the early 1800’s also noticed Matthew’s “account” lacks the ring of truth. Dr. David Friedrich Strauss spent years writing a detailed analysis of Jesus entitled, The Life of Jesus Critically Examined.2 His reward for being honest with the data? The Christians got him fired from his job, blacklisted him from all future jobs, and persecuted him till the day he died. Remember-
Regarding Matthew’s claim that the Jewish council knew about Jesus’ threat to resurrect
...it is not to be conceived how the Sanhedrists could obtain the information that Jesus was to return to life three days after his death; since there is no trace of such an idea having existed even among his disciples...(the disciples) had not, either before or after the death of Jesus, the slightest anticipation of his resurrection, (therefore) they could not have excited such an anticipation in others. (pp 705,706)
Regarding the strange behavior of the guards
But within the narrative also, every feature is full of difficulties, for, according to the expression of Paulus, no one of the persons who appear in it, acts in accordance with his character...It is more astonishing that the guards should have been so easily induced to tell a falsehood which the severity of Roman discipline made so dangerous, as that they had failed in their duty by sleeping on their post. (pp 706, 707)
Regarding the Jewish council’s reaction at the news of Jesus’ supposed resurrection
How could the council, many of whose members were Sadducees,* receive this as credible ?...real Sanhedrists, on hearing such an assertion from the soldiers, would have replied with exasperation: ‘You lie! You have slept and allowed him to be stolen; but you will have to pay dearly for this, when it comes to be investigated by the procurator.’ (p. 707)
*(NOTE: Sadducees did not believe resurrections were
even possible-
It is obvious to a thinking individual that much of Matthew’s “inspired account” is not even plausible. Too many characters acting out of character. In short, as far as fiction goes, this is bad fiction. So let’s try to at least resurrect something from Matthew that is plausible, from the bits of data we have and from reading between the lines...
ROMAN SOLDIERS -
On the one hand, we’ve got ROMAN SOLDIERS. Twenty Roman soldiers, with no vested interest to protect, no point of view to defend, “they had not the slightest interest in the task to which they were assigned” (McDowell, p. 218-
On the other hand, we have CHRISTIANS. We have biased Christian men, with a religious dogma to defend, and a vested interest the size of Texas. Men who were possibly in their 80’s at the time they wrote the gospels, writing strictly from an 80 year-
Some may seek to trivialize these lies that Peter engaged in, but lying about the gospel, and lying about Jesus, this is not trivia!!! Some of these lies even cost Jesus his life! If Peter and his cohorts had stood their ground and defended Jesus, (as Roman soldiers would have done) as they had all so bravely promised to do just hours earlier, and had not all run away like the scared cowards they showed themselves to be, history would have been different. But don’t give Peter all the blame, there’s enough to go around. Theologian David F. Strauss (Strauss, p. 686), quotes the ancient Christian writer Justin as writing in his Apologies I. 50, that on that fateful night not just Peter, buts ALL of the disciples lied. They lied by denying they knew Jesus -
Remembering the words of Jesus-
LIARS.
With a shaky foundation of SAND like that, as Jesus said, “Great will be the fall of that house” (Mt 7:27). With a ancient tree whose very root is rotten to the core, modern corrupt Christians like the Rev. Jim Jones, Rev. Jimmy Swaggart, Rev. David Koresh and other bad fruit makes sense. As Jesus himself said in Matthew 7: 18-
...nor can a ROTTEN tree produce good fruit...you will know them by their fruits.
We see in our own age the rotten fruit that Christianity has spawned. Almost daily, some new sex or money scandal concerning “the saints” breaks into the news. The rotten fruit of Christianity has always been obvious. And now, so also is the rotten root. Christianity was started by cowardly liars. They had lied about not denying Jesus, lied about not deserting Jesus, lied about Roman Soldiers deserting their post, and then they lied about seeing a zombie Jesus prowling about. Lies. Nothing but lies. But what else should you expect from Christians, knowing their history?
Not only are all of the Apostles documented multiple LIARS, they may not even qualify as “real CHRISTIANS”, as they had denied Jesus!!!
But WHOEVER ((that would include Apostles as well)) shall DENY me before men, I will also deny him before My Father who is in heaven.
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 10:33)
Think of all the thousands of brave Christian men and women, even children, who innocently trusting in what these conniving Apostles had falsely written about Jesus, down through the centuries suffered horrible torture and disfigurement, yet refused to deny their Jesus. Think of all those brave Christians, who when tied to a stake and being burned alive-
As further evidence (as if we need any more) of the lack of credibility among the Apostles of Jesus, these “gentlemen” showed they didn’t even trust each other to tell the truth! Remember “Doubting Thomas” (Jn 20: 24,25)? WHAT did he DOUBT??? The word, and thus the integrity, of his fellow Apostles!!! They didn’t even trust each other, so why the hell should we trust them? Thomas certainly didn’t trust these people, though to him they were his best friends. Are we then to trust them, though to us they are total strangers? People base their actions upon reasons, “cause and effect.” SINCE Thomas refused to trust what his fellow Apostles had said (the ‘effect’), he must have known from past experience that these Apostles were habitual LIARS!!! (the ‘cause’). And thus we have the cause: habitual lying, resulting in the effect: lack of trust. If Thomas didn’t trust these Apostles, his best friends, to tell the truth, neither should we.
The Christians claim a resurrection: an UNbelievable & UNreasonable explanation for what happened to the body of Jesus. Their only document, The New Testament, offering dubious evidence, was written by documented liars, and has not one Christian eyewitness at the tomb at the time in question who actually saw how the body left the tomb. And these Christian authors, with no evidence or sources or documentation to back up their libel, malign the reputations of hard-
Twenty eyewitnesses, twenty Roman Soldiers, whose testimony manages to slip past centuries of Christian censorship. Twenty eyewitnesses who, if they were alive today, could tell us:

We saw the whole thing-
1) EVIDENCE THAT DEMANDS A VERDICT, Josh McDowell, Campus Crusade, San Bernardino, CA 1972
2) THE LIFE OF JESUS CRITICALLY EXAMINED, David Friedrich Strauss, Sigler Press, Ramsey, NJ 1994
If you'd like to see Christian criticisms of my essay "The Roman Soldiers" I've set up a separate web page where you can view their best arguments against my thesis. Unlike most Christian sites and ALL churches, I am NOT afraid of showing ALL sides of an issue, for I am FOR the truth, and not just for defending some old party dogma. The truth has nothing to fear from free and open examination. Think about that next time you realize that Atheists are NEVER invited to deliver Sunday sermons in a church-
Online Chat regarding The Roman Soldiers
Below is a little www interchange from the old Errant Years email list, between a David Court and I, from 1996, about this topic. It is found at:
http://www.errantyears.com/1996/old/000271.html
I think several good points are brought out within. Enjoy...
JC re Dave} Re: The Unfound Body
errancy@atheist.tamu.edu errancy@atheist.tamu.edu
Sun, 15 Sep 1996 10:01:39
Response from David Court:
Subj: Re: JC} Re: The Unfound Body Date: Sat, Sep 14, 1996 3:24 PM EDT
Did the Romans or Jews *not* displaying the body of Jesus prove the resurrection?
(DAVE 9/13) No, it doesn't. The fact that they did not produce the body makes it impossible for those denying that he rose again to prove their assertion.
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Mark Smith 9/14/96: Using your exact same logic, Dave, it is also impossible for YOU to deny the claim that Christopher Columbus was resurrected!
(DAVE 9/14) Mark: You're exactly right, I couldn't. But who is asserting that he did? Anyone? Did contemporaries of his time write of this fact and dedicate their lives to the spreading of the fact? Are lives transformed because of this fact? And for what reason was he resurrected? WHo raised him from the dead? Was Christopher Columbus ever alive? How do we know the records are reliable?
Mark Smith 9/15/96} Good point, Dave, but my point still stands. The logic is faulty. We could, I guess, change it to Elvis, who DOES have eyewitnesses and changed lives, and all it would take to complete the analogy would be for someone to steal the body of Elvis. As to "who" raised Elvis, why, the great god Ath-
(DAVE 9/14) Mark: So are you saying that we wouldn't be able to prove that any ancient people actually existed? Except by the documents detailing them? And if so, what is so different about the Scriptures, in particular the NT?
Mark Smith 9/15/96} Yes, as most ancients have "blown away" all we have are written works to know of them. What is dif. about the NT? I say nothing-
(DAVE 9/14) Judas: Correct. They would not. But my first question would be, why didn't anyone acknowledge that he rose from the dead at the time he did? And if they say he is alive now, I would say, "Fine, I'd like to meet him".
Mark Smith 9/15/96} Dave-
(DAVE 9/14) Mark: No it wouldn't, you are correct. From my comments above, I probably would reasonably conclude that their claim has no substantiation any way and I wouldn't try to disprove their claim. I acknowledge that an atheist does not believe in god. But why does the atheist (or some atheists would be fairer) set out to DISPROVE god? For what gain?
Mark Smith 9/15/96} The "gain" is certainly not monetary. Farrell & I can both testify to that fact. If we wanted to make a profit (profit? what's that? I've never seen one.) we would be on your side of the fence, hawking from church to church how we were enslaved by "secular humanists" etc etc, and laughing all the way to the bank. Freethinkers are CHEAP with their money, and usually want to keep their beliefs secret anyway due to Christian persecution at work etc. Dave, from what I have read, this was the scenario. Jesus died around April or so. No one said peep in public about any resurrections until a month or so had passed. Bodies that came from crucifixions were thrown into a public dump (that was a part of the punishment-
(DAVE 9/14) Mark: If I may interject, this is how I read it (and I at least have a document that claims to be an eyewitness -
Mark Smith 9/15/96} Yes, we are reading the same book, but I also know that this book was (by the best estimate of the vast majority of the world's best scholars) written AT LEAST 30 years, maybe even 60 years, AFTER the fact, and AFTER the entire country had been put through a meat grinder known as Titus. Confirmation of the story, even by someone living when Mark, Luke etc. came out, WOULD HAVE BEEN NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE. So I take the book as I do any history book-
Now Dave, with the body of Joshua Ben Joseph thrown onto the latest heap of corpses, along with the maybe dozen or more for that day, this pattern continuing for at least 50 days before Peter made public the claim-
In fact, the reason Peter & Company waited so long to go public with their claim IS that the body of Joshua Ben Joseph would have become worm food well before then. Therefore, no easy way for the enemies of this latest Jewish heresy to refute it.
(DAVE 9/14) Mark: All true, except you are mistaken about where his body was put. It was in a tomb, as stated above. If this is how you "read it", you can't be reading the New Testament.
Mark Smith 9/15/96} Dave-
(DAVE 9/13) John. An excellent story and no doubt this conversation could have taken place -
Mark Smith 9/15/96} Gotcha! You say that they could not have used just "any" body to imitate the "resurrected" Jesus? What does your own source indicate, though? The body that WAS presented falls exactly into that category! HARDLY NO ONE RECOGNIZED the person claiming to be "Jesus" as Jesus! Mary didn't recognize the voice nor the face. The two on the road to Emmaus spent THE ENTIRE DAY with this unknown man-
"And when they saw Him, they worshiped Him; but some were doubtful." (Matthew 28:17, NASB).
Yes, I would say, even using your own historical documents, their is a HIGH LIKELYHOOD that the man masquarading as "the risen Jesus" WAS NOT.
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Mark Smith 9/14/96: Dave-
(DAVE 9/14) Mark: What is your source for this?
Mark Smith 9/15/96} My source for this is, again, your source as well-
(DAVE 9/14) Mark: I'd be happy to read it -
Mark Smith 9/15/96} Will send to you. Thanks for your time.
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