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“Am I therefore become your enemy for telling you the truth?”

The Apostle Paul   Galatians 4:16

Why Beer  Is  Better Than  Jesus

 

 

• No one will burn you in hell for not drinking beer.
• Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
• Beer has never caused a major war.
• Parents don't force beer on underage minors who can't yet think for themselves.
• When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors, trying to give it away.
• Nobody's ever been burned alive, skinned or tortured over their brand of beer.
• You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second beer.
• There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you.
• You can at least prove you have a beer.
• If you're addicted to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

 

 

 

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I think I've finally found the ORIGINAL source of "Why Beer is Better Than Jesus". It's at:

http://www.positiveatheism.org/writ/apocalypzo.htm#TENBEERS