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Spoofs
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SPOOFS
Consumers Guide to Religion by John Cleese Listen to an impartial comparison of major religions BEFORE you decide which one to grovel in.
There is no Jehovah. There is no Invisible Pink Unicorn. Yeah and verily, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one and true God almighty. Amen.
"Learn how to contort your face: when a preacher says 'The Spirit is here! He is moving amongst you', make yourself look as if you are suffering from severe chronic constipation. Screw up your face and twist your mouth up into your nose..."
Has anyone noticed how President Bush is living proof that evolution is correct? Check this out...
A modern day parable showing how the Christian offer of "pie in the sky" sounds to us Atheists. By Rev. Jim Huber
"We Do What The Voices In Our Heads Tell Us"
Who
says we Atheists only have "gloom and doom" to offer people? Who says
we have no hope to offer? We do have GOOD NEWS to offer people, and to top
it off, unlike the "good news" of religion, OUR good news is legit-
AND- you don't have to wait till after death.
Poems, raps, lyrics, fractured lyrics, fractured hymns, by various contributors as we get them.
A handy poster to tack up the next time Christians run for office in YOUR town.
(Not yet posted online)
(Rev. Jim Jones invites you...)
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