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·     No one will burn you in hell for not drinking beer.

 

·     Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

 

·     Beer has never caused a major war.

 

·     Parents don't force beer on underage minors who can't yet think for themselves.

 

·     When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors, trying to give it away.

 

·     Nobody's ever been burned alive, skinned or tortured over their brand of beer.

 

·     You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second beer.

 

·     There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you.

 

·     You can at least prove you have a beer.

 

·     If you're addicted to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

 

 

 

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