Table of Contents ---------------------- The Bible:  Worthy of Your Trust? Eyewitness Testimony Invalidated      Responses to Eyewitness Testimony Invalidated God Is Not The Author History or HIS-STORY? How Firm A Foundation... of Forgeries??? James the Brother of Jesus Schizophrenia and Personal Revelations      Responses to Schizophrenia The God of The Bible Biblegod Is Not Perfect     Responses to Biblegod Not Perfect Biblegod The Warcriminal     Responses to Biblegod The Warcriminal Tyrannosaurus Pettius Rex Jehovah Unmasked In or Out or Neit her Acts of God September 11th Biblegod Did Nothing     Responses to September 11th The God of The Bible: Does He Exist? E=MC Disproves God     Responses to E=MC How To Prove The Existence of God     Responses to How To Prove The Existence of God Shopping For A God Transcendental La La Land Caught in a Lie:  Contradictions Within The Bible Don't Be Such A Cretan The Genealogy of Jesus Galilee vs Jerusalem Matthew vs John Intrinsic Contradictions Splainin To Do The Intercontinental Ballistic Jesus The Sign on The Cross      Responses to The Sign on The Cross Sand, Not Rock:  What Christianity is Really Built Upon The Atonement Monotheism Not Biblical The Ten Commandments Christianity Has Pagan DNA Faith Misc. Topics & Thoughts Jesus:  False Prophet? False Prophet- Liar, Fraud!  If Anybody Else But Jesus…  Jesus and His Expired Prophecies Matthew 24 Verse by Verse Mt 24:34 What The Scholars Say Significance of Jesus Being a False Prophet Preterism      Responses to Jesus The False Prophet Jesus:  Resurrected? Even If True Evidence That Doesn't Demand a Verdict The Roman Soldiers: "We Were There!"      Responses to Roman Soldiers Churchianity Examined Connecting The Dots The Authority Totem Twenty Percent Fewer Errors Fire The Clergy      Responses to Fire The Clergy The Wealth of Churches Authority In Church Government The Fleecing of The Flock The Great Commission Does Not Apply CAUTION:  Christianity May Be Hazardous to Your Health Victims of Religion    Responses to Victims of Religion Voices In Our Head Brainwashing    Responses to Brainwashing We Love Our Lies Christian Morality or Lack Thereof  Christianity Doesn't Work as Advertised Hypocrisy- Thy Name is Christian Morality The Gospel of Jesus  Happy Father's Day He Wasn't a REAL Christian Evangelical Atheism JCnot4me Business Cards- FREE! Without A Leg To Stand On (A Message For Freethinkers) Give To Him That Asks    Responses to Give To Him That Asks Just Say No    Responses to Just Say No Damn The Truth- Full Speed Ahead Answering Christian Stock Arguments Modern Miracle Workers Atheists In America Anti-Religious Songs Do Unto Others Kissing Hank's Ass Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus Poster: Jesus is a Liar & Lunatic The Good News of Atheism The Skeptic’s Prayer What Would Jesus Do? Christian Cults Consumers Guide to Religion- John Cleese of Monty Python (audio file) Geek Speak Like a Fundy    Responses to Geek Speak 101 How To Be a Fundy ----- Baptists} Once Saved, Always Saved: Always False Catholics: Only Child or Eldest Brother Church of Christ    Responses to Church of Christ Essays Dr. Robert Schuller: Racism By A Nose Jehovah Witnesses Nazarenes} Entire Sanctification = Entire Nonsense    Responses to Entire Sactification Mormons Seventh Day Adventists For Christians... Message to Christian Apologists Notes to Christians Battling Atheists Move A Mountain Hope Ex-Christians Get No Respect Abortion Hellfire For Homosexuals and Roses Creationism, aka Intelligent Design The Universe According To The Bible    Responses to The Universe In The Beginning God Was Nuts Intelligent Design Politics Legalize Prostitution Its The Economy, Stupid Illegal Immigration Bush Is Outta Here!!! The Bush Monkey Twilights Last Gleaming Contra Craig     (Dr. William Lane Craig) Contra Craig    Responses to Contra Craig Misc. Editorials    Responses To Editorials Comments to JCnot4me- Pro + Con One Picture is Worth... Links- Other Websites Worth Checking Out Books You Should Read    Jehovah Unmasked Ha Ha Ha Christian Election Poster Flying Spaghetti Monster Invitation from Rev. Jim Jones Jokes Pranks Songs and Poems

There is a religious group that been around since the 1800's that's made a specialty of only groveling to Biblegod on one certain day of the week: Saturday¹. In fact, they think that to the Lord God Almighty, this is just about THE most important issue in the whole universe. Anyway, me being the evil Atheist that I am, some questions came to my mind...

• IF an asteroid were to hit the earth and speed up its rotation to the point where each day would be equal to 60 seconds, would the Seventh Day Adventists who were able to hold on and not get slung into outer space be looking for a place to grovel every seven minutes??? "Oh damn! My timer went off again, out of my way!!! Gotta grovel!!!"

• The actual rotation of the earth slows down² every year. If the world was "created" 6,000 years ago, or 4 billion years ago, the length of days, and thus also the weeks, may have changed drastically from what it was originally. Given that, shouldn't Adventists be using whatever increment of time was valid WHEN these "days" were originally set up??? Maybe they should be groveling every 5.3417655 days, rather than every 7 days??? Have they thought about this???

• Eventually we will have colonies living on the moon. A full day cycle on the moon is equal to about 30 day cycles on the earth. Therefore, one week on the moon would be equal to about 210 days on the earth. Given that, would Adventists living on the moon be groveling according to MOON days (once about every seven earth months) or Earth days (about 4 times a month)???

• Some planets  in the Universe may not rotate at all- the same face is presented to the sun at all times, much like the moon does to Earth. Given a situation like that, the "Seventh Day Adventists" would be waiting forEVER for the "seventh" day to come round. Would Adventists refuse, for religious reasons, to ever live on such a planet? Would they live there, but use Earth's calendar? And how many generations would put up with this burden, before declaring independence from the "old world" way of things???

• What about Eskimo Adventists that live above the artic circle where one "day" lasts for about four months??? Do they only grovel on the SEVENTH of their days???

The problem with alot of religions, this one included, is that it was designed and built in a time when such questions were not a part of the world view. How could anyone expect a local desert deity from the Middle East to be knowledgeable about rotational cycles of planets they never even knew existed? Obviously, IF Biblegod really were "all knowing" this would have been anticipated, with the obvious conclusion being that Biblegod DID NOT anticipate this, therefore he's not what they claim for him: all-knowing.

1)    The beneficent Creator, after the six days of Creation, rested on the seventh day and instituted the Sabbath for all people as a memorial of Creation. The fourth commandment of God's unchangeable law requires the observance of this seventh-day Sabbath as the day of rest, worship, and ministry in harmony with the teaching and practice of Jesus, the Lord of the Sabbath. The Sabbath is a day of delightful communion with God and one another. It is a symbol of our redemption in Christ, a sign of our sanctification, a token of our allegiance, and a foretaste of our eternal future in God's kingdom. The Sabbath is God's perpetual sign of His eternal covenant between Him and His people. Joyful observance of this holy time from evening to evening, sunset to sunset, is a celebration of God's creative and redemptive acts. (from their own website under "What We Believe",  http://www.adventist.org/beliefs/index.html)

2)    U.S. Naval Observatory,  http://maia.usno.navy.mil/leapsec.html 

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