Twenty Percent Fewer Errors

-or-

Does God Grade on a Curve???

 

Text by Mark Smith

Graphics by NJM

Oct. 1979

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ours is the TRUE church!!!

 

Is your church composed of people?

 

Of course! And all good Christians!

 

And are all those “good Christians” perfect?

 

Of course not! Only God is perfect!

 

Then is your church, composed of imperfect Christians, perfect?

 

No, of course not!

 

But your church, though imperfect, is the true church?

 

Yes!

 

How about other imperfect churches that also claim to be the true church? Can they be true churches too?

 

No way!

 

Why not?

 

Because they have more errors. We have the least.

 

20% fewer errors than the next leading brand?

 

Something like that!

 

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What percentage of error will your gods tolerate

And still call a church “true”?

The answer is perfectly arbitrary,

And all up to you.

But all you groups

That claim to be better than the rest,

Have all laid an egg

In a

Theo-ill-logical nest!!!

 

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