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The Bible:  Worthy of Your Trust?


Eyewitness Testimony Invalidated

     Responses to Eyewitness Testimony Invalidated

God Is Not The Author

History or HIS-STORY?

How Firm A Foundation... of Forgeries???

James the Brother of Jesus

Schizophrenia and Personal Revelations

     Responses to Schizophrenia




The God of The Bible

Biblegod Is Not Perfect

    Responses to Biblegod Not Perfect

Biblegod The Warcriminal

    Responses to Biblegod
The Warcriminal


Tyrannosaurus Pettius Rex

Jehovah Unmasked

In or Out or Neit
her


Acts of God

September 11th Biblegod Did Nothing

    Responses to September 11th




The God of The Bible:
Does He Exist?

E=MC Disproves God

    Responses to E=MC

How To Prove The Existence of God

    Responses to How To Prove The Existence of God

Shopping For A God

Transcendental La La Land




Caught in a Lie:  Contradictions Within The Bible

Don't Be Such A Cretan

The Genealogy of Jesus

Galilee vs Jerusalem

Matthew vs John

Intrinsic Contradictions

Splainin To Do

The Intercontinental Ballistic Jesus

The Sign on The Cross

     Responses to The Sign on The Cross




Sand, Not Rock:  What Christianity is Really Built Upon

The Atonement

Monotheism Not Biblical

The Ten Commandments

Christianity Has Pagan DNA

Faith

Misc. Topics & Thoughts




Jesus:  False Prophet?


False Prophet- Liar, Fraud!

 If Anybody Else But Jesus…

 Jesus and His Expired Prophecies

Matthew 24 Verse by Verse

Mt 24:34 What The Scholars Say

Significance of Jesus Being a False Prophet

Preterism

     Responses to Jesus The False Prophet




Jesus:  Resurrected?

Even If True

Evidence That Doesn't Demand a Verdict

The Roman Soldiers: "We Were There!"

     Responses to Roman Soldiers




Churchianity Examined

Connecting The Dots

The Authority Totem

Twenty Percent Fewer Errors

Fire The Clergy

     Responses to Fire The Clergy

The Wealth of Churches

Authority In Church Government

The Fleecing of The Flock

The Great Commission Does Not Apply




CAUTIONChristianity May Be Hazardous to Your Health

Victims of Religion

   Responses to Victims of Religion

Voices In Our Head

Brainwashing

   Responses to Brainwashing

We Love Our Lies




Christian Morality or Lack Thereof 

Christianity Doesn't Work as Advertised

Hypocrisy- Thy Name is Christian

Morality

The Gospel of Jesus

 Happy Father's Day

He Wasn't a REAL Christian




Evangelical Atheism

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Without A Leg To Stand On (A Message For Freethinkers)

Give To Him That Asks

   Responses to Give To Him That Asks

Just Say No

   Responses to Just Say No

Damn The Truth- Full Speed Ahead

Answering Christian Stock Arguments

Modern Miracle Workers

Atheists In America

Anti-Religious Songs

Do Unto Others

Kissing Hank's Ass

Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

Poster: Jesus is a Liar & Lunatic

The Good News of Atheism

The Skeptic’s Prayer

What Would Jesus Do?




Christian Cults

Consumers Guide to Religion- John Cleese of Monty Python (audio file)

Geek Speak Like a Fundy

   Responses to Geek Speak 101

How To Be a Fundy

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Baptists} Once Saved, Always Saved: Always False

Catholics: Only Child or Eldest Brother

Church of Christ

   Responses to Church of Christ Essays

Dr. Robert Schuller: Racism By A Nose

Jehovah Witnesses

Nazarenes} Entire Sanctification = Entire Nonsense

   Responses to Entire Sactification

Mormons

Seventh Day Adventists




For Christians...

Message to Christian Apologists

Notes to Christians Battling Atheists

Move A Mountain

Hope

Ex-Christians Get No Respect

Abortion

Hellfire For Homosexuals and Roses




Creationism, aka Intelligent Design

The Universe According To The Bible

   Responses to The Universe

In The Beginning God Was Nuts

Intelligent Design




Politics

Legalize Prostitution

Its The Economy, Stupid

Illegal Immigration

Bush Is Outta Here!!!

The Bush Monkey

Twilights Last Gleaming




Contra Craig
    (Dr. William Lane Craig)


Contra Craig

   Responses to Contra Craig




Misc.

Editorials

   Responses To Editorials

Comments to JCnot4me- Pro + Con

One Picture is Worth...

Links- Other Websites Worth Checking Out




Books You Should Read   

Jehovah Unmasked cover
Jehovah Unmasked




Ha Ha Ha

Christian Election Poster

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Invitation from Rev. Jim Jones

Jokes

Pranks

Songs and Poems




 





A Listing of Various Contradictions Between The Two Gospels

Mark Smith 1995


Rule #1 of Evidence: Several Witnesses Required

The Apostle Paul sets up the principle that alleged evidence needs to be established by at least two or three witnesses (1st Timothy 5:19). If this can't be done, the "facts" are probably not facts, and should be tossed out and ignored. It is tainted evidence. To paraphrase from the famous OJ trial, the glove don't fit. This "multiple witness" principle of Paul means we need more than just one "eyewitness" all by his lonesome to establish a claim. If all we have is one "witness" claiming to have seen an event, the testimony from that one lone witness must be rejected, for ALL "facts" (no matter how tasty to Christians) must have more than one lone "witness" to hold up. This, to a Christian's horror, would also apply to Paul's claim (1st Cor. 15) to have witnessed a group of 500 all seeing the resurrected Jesus. Applying this principle, seeing how Paul is the "lone witness" to this alleged event, and it takes at lease two witnesses to establish an event, this fish-story of Paul's should have been cut out on the editing floor when the New Testament was put together and mailed to Nero's National Inquirer instead.

 

Rule #2 of Evidence: The Several Witnesses Must Agree

We also learn how to establish evidence from Jesus himself, for when he was on trial, he faced several "eyewitnesses" brought in to testify against him. But when the "facts" these various "eyewitnesses" swore to, turned out to contradict each other right and left, the validity of their alleged "eyewitness testimony" was rejected by the author of The Gospel of Mark, as seen in Mark 14:55-59. It should also be pointed out that no "multiple witnesses to a chariot crash" scenario was used to excuse the contradictory testimony.

 

Applying The Rules to Matthew & John

The above New Testament rules show that we need more than one person testifying, and these people damn well better not contradict each other, or all their testimonies should be thrown out and ignored.

As you read the following contradictions between two of the major "witnesses" who helped establish the Jesus story, keep  this principle in mind: to be intellectually honest, contradictory testimony FOR Jesus should be rejected just as fast as contradictory testimony AGAINST Jesus. 

 


 

Gospel Wars:   Matthew  -vs-  John
Event Matthew's Version John's Version
Calling of Peter1 In northern Israel at the Sea of Galilee while fishing. In southern Israel from John the Baptist.
Jailing of
John The Baptist2
Before Peter's conversion. After Peter's conversion.
Jesus to Mountain3 After disciples got into boat and sailed. Before disciples got into boat and sailed.
Jesus Enters Boat4 With an "I.D." test of Jesus by Peter. Without an "I.D." test of Jesus by Peter.
Jesus Enters Boat5 While boat's in middle of lake. While boat's at shore of lake.
Boat Arrives6 On the empty shores of the boondocks of Gennesaret. On the bustling shores of the urban sprawl of Capernaum.
Donkey Ride Into Jerusalem7 Two donkeys. One donkey.
Donkey Ride Into Jerusalem7 Donkeys first, palm fronds second. Palm fronds first, donkey second.
Donkey Ride Into Jerusalem7 Donkey first, hosanna's second. Hosanna's first, donkey second.
Jesus Clears The Temple8 At end of public ministry. At beginning of public ministry.
Jesus Clears The Temple9 After death of John. Before death of John.
The Last Supper10 Passover Feast. Not Passover Feast.
Dipping in Bowl11 Jesus dipped with Judas. Jesus dipped without Judas
Prediction of Peter's Denial12 Outside, after Last Supper. Inside, during Last Supper.
Jesus Identified13 By Judas By Jesus
Ear Cut Off14 After Jesus arrested. Before Jesus arrested.
Jesus Taken To15 Caiaphas Annas
After First Trial, Jesus Taken To16 Pilate Caiaphas
Carried Cross to Golgotha17 Simon Jesus
Jesus Lead Away, Crucified By18 The Romans The Jews
Jesus Given Wine19 Before Crucifixion During Crucifixion
The Sign on The Cross20 Matthew's Version John's Version
Two Others Crucified21 After Sign Nailed On Before Sign Nailed On
At Twelve Noon22 Jesus Already Crucified Jesus Not Yet Crucified
Jesus' Last Words23 Yelled Spoken
Jesus Buried24 By Joseph  By Joseph and Nicodemus
Jesus Buried25 Specifically  In Joseph's Own Brand New Tomb Randomly In A Nearby Handy Tomb 
Jesus' Location Post Resurrecton26 Known By Mary Unknown By Mary
Quantity of Women at Tomb27 Two One
Jesus First Viewed By Apostles28 In Galilee In Jerusalem
1)Mt 4:18-21 // John 1:29-42     2)Mt 4:12-20 // John 1:35-42; 3:24     3)Mt 14:22,23 // John 6:15-17     4)Mt 14:27-32 // John 6:20,21     5)Mt 14:32-34 // John 6:21     6)Mt 14:34 // John 6:17-21     7)Mt 21:1-10 // John 12:12-14     8)Mt 21:12 // John 2:11-17    9)Mt 4:12 // John 3:24     10)Mt 26:17 // John 13:1; 19:14     11)Mt 26:23 // John 13:26     12)Mt 26:30-34 // John 13:38; 18:1     13)Mt 26:48,49 // John 18:5,8     14)Mt 26:50,51 // John 18:10-12     15)Mt 26:57 // John 18:12,13     16)Mt 27:2 // John 18:24     17)Mt 27:32 // John 19:17     18)Mt 27:31 // John 19:16,17     19)Mt 27:34 // John 19:29     20)Mt 27:37 // John 19:19     21)Mt 27:39 // John 19:18     22)Mt 27:45 // John 19:14     23)Mt 27:50 // John 19:30     24)Mt 27:59,60 // John 19:38-42     25)Mt 27:59,60 // John 19:41,42     26)Mt 28:1-10 // John 20:1,2     27)Mt 28:1 // John 20:1     28)Mt 28:7,16,17 // John 20:19

 


From The Gospel of Mark...

"Now the chief priests and the whole Council kept trying to obtain testimony against Jesus to put him to death; and they were finding none. For many were giving false testimony against him, and yet their testimony was not consistent. And some stood up and began to give false testimony against him, saying, 'We heard him say, "'I will destroy this temple made with hands, and in three days I will build another made without hands.'" And not even in this respect was their testimony consistent."  (The Gospel of Mark, NASB, 14:55-59)

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False testimony seems to have been widespread back then, and therefore something we need to watch out for when reading these ancient documents. So when we see contradictory testimony within these documents, BE IT FOR OR AGAINST JESUS, intellectual honesty demands that we reject it. The gospels contradict each other? Then their whole testimony should be rejected. The witnesses against Jesus at his trial contradicted each other? Their whole testimony should be rejected.

What say ye?


 

 

 






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