Table of Contents ---------------------- The Bible:  Worthy of Your Trust? Eyewitness Testimony Invalidated      Responses to Eyewitness Testimony Invalidated God Is Not The Author History or HIS-STORY? How Firm A Foundation... of Forgeries??? James the Brother of Jesus Schizophrenia and Personal Revelations      Responses to Schizophrenia The God of The Bible Biblegod Is Not Perfect     Responses to Biblegod Not Perfect Biblegod The Warcriminal     Responses to Biblegod The Warcriminal Tyrannosaurus Pettius Rex Jehovah Unmasked In or Out or Neit her Acts of God September 11th Biblegod Did Nothing     Responses to September 11th The God of The Bible: Does He Exist? E=MC Disproves God     Responses to E=MC How To Prove The Existence of God     Responses to How To Prove The Existence of God Shopping For A God Transcendental La La Land Caught in a Lie:  Contradictions Within The Bible Don't Be Such A Cretan The Genealogy of Jesus Galilee vs Jerusalem Matthew vs John Intrinsic Contradictions Splainin To Do The Intercontinental Ballistic Jesus The Sign on The Cross      Responses to The Sign on The Cross Sand, Not Rock:  What Christianity is Really Built Upon The Atonement Monotheism Not Biblical The Ten Commandments Christianity Has Pagan DNA Faith Misc. Topics & Thoughts Jesus:  False Prophet? False Prophet- Liar, Fraud!  If Anybody Else But Jesus…  Jesus and His Expired Prophecies Matthew 24 Verse by Verse Mt 24:34 What The Scholars Say Significance of Jesus Being a False Prophet Preterism      Responses to Jesus The False Prophet Jesus:  Resurrected? Even If True Evidence That Doesn't Demand a Verdict The Roman Soldiers: "We Were There!"      Responses to Roman Soldiers Churchianity Examined Connecting The Dots The Authority Totem Twenty Percent Fewer Errors Fire The Clergy      Responses to Fire The Clergy The Wealth of Churches Authority In Church Government The Fleecing of The Flock The Great Commission Does Not Apply CAUTION:  Christianity May Be Hazardous to Your Health Victims of Religion    Responses to Victims of Religion Voices In Our Head Brainwashing    Responses to Brainwashing We Love Our Lies Christian Morality or Lack Thereof  Christianity Doesn't Work as Advertised Hypocrisy- Thy Name is Christian Morality The Gospel of Jesus  Happy Father's Day He Wasn't a REAL Christian Evangelical Atheism JCnot4me Business Cards- FREE! Without A Leg To Stand On (A Message For Freethinkers) Give To Him That Asks    Responses to Give To Him That Asks Just Say No    Responses to Just Say No Damn The Truth- Full Speed Ahead Answering Christian Stock Arguments Modern Miracle Workers Atheists In America Anti-Religious Songs Do Unto Others Kissing Hank's Ass Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus Poster: Jesus is a Liar & Lunatic The Good News of Atheism The Skeptic’s Prayer What Would Jesus Do? Christian Cults Consumers Guide to Religion- John Cleese of Monty Python (audio file) Geek Speak Like a Fundy    Responses to Geek Speak 101 How To Be a Fundy ----- Baptists} Once Saved, Always Saved: Always False Catholics: Only Child or Eldest Brother Church of Christ    Responses to Church of Christ Essays Dr. Robert Schuller: Racism By A Nose Jehovah Witnesses Nazarenes} Entire Sanctification = Entire Nonsense    Responses to Entire Sactification Mormons Seventh Day Adventists For Christians... Message to Christian Apologists Notes to Christians Battling Atheists Move A Mountain Hope Ex-Christians Get No Respect Abortion Hellfire For Homosexuals and Roses Creationism, aka Intelligent Design The Universe According To The Bible    Responses to The Universe In The Beginning God Was Nuts Intelligent Design Politics Legalize Prostitution Its The Economy, Stupid Illegal Immigration Bush Is Outta Here!!! The Bush Monkey Twilights Last Gleaming Contra Craig     (Dr. William Lane Craig) Contra Craig    Responses to Contra Craig Misc. Editorials    Responses To Editorials Comments to JCnot4me- Pro + Con One Picture is Worth... Links- Other Websites Worth Checking Out Books You Should Read    Jehovah Unmasked Ha Ha Ha Christian Election Poster Flying Spaghetti Monster Invitation from Rev. Jim Jones Jokes Pranks Songs and Poems

Intrinsic Contradictions

This will be a web page dedicated to documenting contradictions that coexist in the Christian system. "Bible Contradictions" will not be under consideration here, but rather contradictions in the very thinking of the Christoholics that comprise Christianity.

Lucy You Got Some Splaining To Do

When it comes to contradictions in the Bible, Christian "explanations", their "could-have-been" scenarios, their one-in-a-million solutions need to be shown for what they are: horseshit. Read this essay first, learn how the Christians think, before you spend time showing any contradictions to Christians.

Tyrannosaurus Pettius Rex

Biblegod seems like one of the biggest crybabies in the universe. He's so jealous he's just got to have ALL the attention, but... isn't jealousy a... "sin"???

Don't Be Such A Cretan

This may be the "silver bullet" of contradictions- this may indeed be a Logical Impossibility that the Christians can't weasel out of. Paul, in the book of Titus, appears to have shot himself in the foot. 

The Intercontinental Ballistic Jesus

The New Testament has Jesus launching back into space from different locations- an obvious contradiction to anyone except a Christian, of course.

Genealogy- J.C.

Set side-by-side, the contradictions between the two New Testament lists of Jesus' ancestors really stand out.

Fishers of Men?

A cartoonish look at the blatant contradictions surrounding the calling of the Apostles.

GOSPEL WARS- Galilee VS Jerusalem

The zombie Jesus, in telling his Apostles where to stay the next forty days, ordered them to stay put in Jerusalem -OR-  take a hundred mile hike north to Galilee.

GOSPEL WARS- Matthew VS John

A long & well organized listing, side by side, of the various contradictions between these two "Gospel Truths."

The Sign On The Cross

Click on the above hyperlink to go and see the one little sign that four gospel "inspired eyewitnesses" can't even agree on  as to what it said.  

November 14, 2004}  Update Re: AOL Library  (see below)
    It looks like the xtians have finally won in taking over AOL. I tried to find ANY of the Atheist communities via the Keywords and all I can get now is a "Spirituality Community" link page. Once again, the Religious Reich's 900 lb. gorilla has managed to squash free speech. I can only wish that one day we Atheists can return the favor so you Christian assholes can feel the same kind of persecution you hypocritically dish out to everyone else.

The original version of my "The Sign On The Cross"  is available as a freebie download for members of AOL. It has remained as the most highly downloaded article in the Atheist library for several years now, currently at more than 2,360 downloads.  Anyway, here is how to get to it...

 

Sign On Cross:  For AOHell Members
Keyword (Ctrl-K)	Atheism
Features (down toward the bottom)	Atheism/Agnostism Library
@ Bottom of the window	Sort Order: Download Count
And you shall see which essay rises to the top of the list: "Contradiction in Bible"

For all you Christians, does that piss you off? Well, you can put your own stuff up right here in my

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